"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."